There is concern over the current driving standards in England, so the Department of Transport have devised a scheme to identify poor and dangerous drivers. This system will allow all road users to recognise the potentially hazardous and dangerous ones, or those with limited driving skills. From the middle of May 2006 all those drivers who are found to be a potential hazard to all other road users will be issued with a white flag, bearing a red cross.

This flag clearly indicates their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible t o all
other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display two flags. One on each side of the car to indicate an
even greater lack of skill and limited driving intelligence. Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can, in order
that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Department of Transport

 

As heard on Terry Wogan, this morning

(Or something very similar, relating to IQ)

 

eMail sent to me by a colleague who thought it funny to associate me with bad driving.

Needless to say that I used my IT Security Powers and he now needs a 48 random character password followed by retina, bio-metric and blood DNA scans to get into his PC. Git.

 

all the hooligans will have em on intentionally because they look like england flags for free i'll never have to wear em *touches wood*

 

ERM .......... Is the answer ME?