This month, and evey now and again, I'm going to highlight a club member and give you all some interesting background information that you may not be aware of...

This Month - The Ninja.



Here, displaying his characteristic killing move 'The Slug' is a member whose real identity was unknown until recently. The Ninja made the fatal mistake by missing off his trusty disguide in his rush to get on film at a recent WYIOC event. He'd most probably had several Export Strength lagers from his usual Coke Bottle and he'd simply been too pissed to realise his simple mistake...

Who is this masked terror who weilds the mysterious and terrible Kung **** U power? It's none other than... PAUL CRAFTS!



Now don't gasp out loud, because we'd long laughed at Paul as we believed him to be a simple Ninja Wanabee. But no longer.

Paul isn't just a Ninja. In his other fantastic disguises he's also a talented musician from Kentucky. Here he is in his younger days..



and here he dressed as trained chemist and vice president of the International Palm Society.. Nice shirt Paul.

Quite what he uses his Palm for is unknown.



But we know and love him as our friendly coal man, who's actually 5th in line to the Crown. If you' ve heard Paul Speak, you'll know that his Broad Yorkshire accent is just a put on... he ususally can't keep it up before slipping into his native and fabulously rich posh accent straight from Eton..

Don't be shy.. Just walk up and ask him to Say 'Hello old chap, and how are you this fine day.. Top Ho!' I've heard him reciting this alone.. in the toilet along with... 'I love my Palm..yes, yes by beauty.. go on palm.. do you thing to uncle Paul...' Must be a horticultutral thing?

Of course, he could kill you with a single Chung Fu Death Jab to the temple..but I suspect he'll be happy to make your day, especially if you bought him a beer or 9.

So there you have it. A recently outed very Posh Ninja (who will no doubt be struck off from tha Assassins guild) who loves rubbing his palm on things in toilets...

If you'd like to meet the man himself, hear his accent or wish to have him rub his palm on you.. Just pop along to this months end of month meet to hear & see it all for yourself....

 

Won't be able to make this meet . . I'm off down to Cornwall for a weekend of free beer

 

I'll be there

 

For the first time in, ooooh... two and a half years, I'm gonna be missing from an EOM

Some numpty 'mate' of mine has decided to throw caution to the wind and abandon all hope of any future life...

Yup, he's getting married.

Not only that but he's doing it on a Turdsday. So think of me while you're chatting away. I'll be stuck in some dark corner of a room in a castle somewhere, praying they don't turn the Karaoke machine on.

Have a good 'un

 

im on mornings,so i will be there!
and no sticky to throw sarcy comments at me all night!
i'll bring me subs an all!
wyioc 2006 sticker at the ready

 

Count me in, unless Simon gives me a better offer


Brickworks 7pm for all Leeds/Bradford Scoobs, and there were loads of you last month

 

I can't make this one .....................................I'll be in Mauritius

Can't wait, go on friday

See you when I get back

 

I hope you don't end up with 2 weeks at the airport


Don't take a bottle of water

 

The way I look on my passport I'll be lucky not to get two weeks in strangeways



I can't see that happening now, we can even take hand luggage, quite glad really (didn't fancy 11 hours on a plane with a kid and no toys! )

....................Emma still has to taste the baby milk, PMSL when I found that out

 

Not going to make this one

Am in the I.O.M for the Manx GP

It would have been the first showing of the Cough "Evo" Cough
Did somebody swear

Ian

 

We'll be there,,,,,

 

Me and the girt will be there

Got some questions that need answering.

See other thread.

 

Nope. Glad to see someone in the club has taste in motors

Sticky

(Waiting for the X )

 

Just been reading bout the new Evo IX FQ-360.

0-60 4.1 366 lb ft ,reckon more torque than the FQ-400

 

I'll be there

 

Not sure whether I'm going to make this one. Had my shocks fixed though so I might make it through the corners this time! lol! And also I have a go faster hole in my rear bumper so beware all of you! lol

 

BTW Al, minor point, but aint it 7:30 at the FG?

Still, at least you got the date right

 

chung fu death jab

nice write up again Al

moi be thas

 

I'll be there if the weather is not to bad Tony

 

HOPE TO MEET YOU GUYS AT BRICKWORKS IF I GET IN FROM WORK EARLY ENOUGH, ELDEST DAUGHTER MIGHT WANT TO COME (14) ANY OBJECTIONS TO HER ATTENDING WITH ME.

 

Mark.. No issues bringing the youngun mate.. The pub was chosen for it's kid friendliness as several members bring their kids too..

Many of the members are bigger kids.. so it suits us well..

 

They usually leave around 7 ish....
We meet at the Cedar Court at around.. 7:15 ish...
Seeing that you on the Rothwell side, it may be easier for you to come via the Holmfield Arms.. Down past Pinderfields.. through the centre and out the otherside toward Hudersfield on the Denby dale Rd... Wwe meet there @ 7 then drive off to the Cedar Court..

Check ou the Venue Sticky at the top of the main forum to get the details..

 

You maybe as well meeting at the Holmfield Arms. . where bouts in Rothwell? I used to live in Oulton

 

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LIKELY TO BE AT HOLMFIELD ARMS

 

between 3 & 10

 

Mines not so fancy it is a VII ,pretty much standard just a induction kit and the most ridiculous dump valve you have ever heard .

I had forgotton just how hard the ride is, have booked into the dentist to have the fillings refixed

And the tanks only 40 litres

And the steering lock is crap

And the insurance went up
















But its BL@@DY GREAT

 

Glad to hear it



Will be getting t'Clinic to check the fitment of your pipe this weekend Ian

 

now you mention it AL. take a look at this. The ninja's clearly reaching for a shurken ................. to throw at the skyline

 

BTW AL. The NINJA has'nt paid his subs ....plus does he even own a scoob ....................... or does he hich a ride with paul in the WYIOC CRUISE MISSILE!

 

try be there with mate another impreza owner just got to persuade im to bring is to