Well sat having a coffee this morning and what happens, half the roof of the old Tradex building at the end of my street caves in, made me jump like a good un, went out to the scoob to set off to my friends for lunch and got stopped by the copper that was placing cones around the debris in the road (instead of sweeping it up may i add)

Thought he was telling me i could pull out so drove past him to look in my rear view mirror to see him running after me

Pulled over, and got "Can you tell me what is wrong with your front reg plate Miss"
My reply " ohhh as it fallen off and its Mrs
"
His reply "no its half the size it should be" anyway i played the dump wife and said i didnt realise, its the hubbys car blah blah blah fluttered the eye lashes, and he let me off stating that I should be getting 3 points and a £30 fine,

I then mentioned to him that i would prefer it if he concentrated on the rather large building that seems to be caving in on my doorstep instead of picking petti faults on my fabulous car,

I also asked him if he was a community support officer,to which he replied "yes" or bless i said it must be a shame being in someone elses shadow, at least you can go back to the station explain what a remarkable job youve done today putting your cones out and picking on a helpless girl"

I think he got the hump as he told me to be on my way,

Charming........

 

Excellent

 

maybe he fancied you

 

I am on ticket number 3 for my front number plate.

I find that no amount of "chatting up" gets me off

 

3 POINTS!!!!!!!!
Bloooody PCSO'S

 

I know Si, Scott said he thought you got a fine but didnt know about points, im sure they dont give points on The Bill, lol

Think he was just throwing his weight around he was quite young,

Didnt notice if he had any special tools like you have, is it same as Mcd's you work your way up to get cuffs, baton etc.....

 

Fancied me

I tried to clip his ankle as i drove past but he moved out of the way, I was not impressed that he made me late for my lunch appointment, dont like curled up sandwiches ......

 

fpmsl
PCSOS are just more money than they are worth and cause police no end of grief.
It is a ticket and £3o fine the only other way is takin it to court but that usually happens on the 20th time lol.

 

police community support officers.... glorified traffic wardens who canni get into the real police force.... i had one the other day telling me i cant stand outside the pub and smoke... WTF?? i said do you know what the smoking ban means.!?! she said yeah, but your blocking the pavement... so your descriminating about my weight and stature now are you?? no she said, and decided to call it a day!


bad luck bout the number plate business... tell em to **** off, they cant arrest you

 

[/Quote]bad luck bout the number plate business... tell em to **** off, they cant arrest you [/QUOTE]

what about trying to run them over

 

Shoud'a carried on and laughed at the jumped up tw*t.

 

Jobs worth..

 

If they caught someone having a go at your car you'd be....

Ah forget it, it isn't likely is it ?

Dunx

P.S. P.o.B. Pink wheels on offer at Halfords in Wakey !!!!!

 

[/QUOTE]P.S. P.o.B. Pink wheels on offer at Halfords in Wakey !!!!![/QUOTE]

Really

Pink wheels, christmas, pink wheels, christmas............

the house will be very pink this year with the pink tool kit and pink wheels.....

 

dont forget the pink overalls, boots, cap and hair bobbles, oh and the pink latex gloves

 

Someone say Pink Latex baby pink or magenta !!!

dont forget talc, plenty of it, oh and it as to be Johnsons, baby soft and smooooooooooooooooooooooooth

 

what about trying to run them over

 

So, officer got the hump. You got the cones