Well, i thought i'd post this up .. tad bit bored.. anything can be posted .. jokes, videos, anything ..

Lee Evans
YouTube - Lee Evans Parcel Force
YouTube - Lee Evans
YouTube - Lee Evans
YouTube - Lee Evans Trio
YouTube - Lee Evans
YouTube - Lee Evans 3 Second Memory (Live)
YouTube - Lee Evans - Faliure
YouTube - lee evans xl tour
YouTube - Lee Evans - Bump Start The Car & Ikea Kitchens

Sorry for the overload but Lee Evans is a legend

he's also a good singer as well as being funny

Now over to you...

 

 

Top idea for a thread. Let's see how long before it's borrowed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you've not heard me tell this when I've had a few on the camping trips, you haven't lived



A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show. That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

 

funnier than Lee Evans

 

There is also this site for classic games like "space invaders", "snake", "pacman", etc...

Neave Games ...remakes of retro arcade classics

 

do you not like Lee Evans

 

Strange place for an entrance!

Andy

 

 

He's alright till he starts sweating

but this is so wrong but how funny

 

The fox and hounds had me rofl

 

Peter Kay = biscuits

YouTube - Peter Kay - Biscuits

 

YouTube - soccer bloopers

LMAO @ 27secs

 

 

Loving this thread....

Although don't think my jokes are appropiate(?)

 

Andy

 

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really annoyed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

ITS THAT NEW SHAMPOO ITS CALLED PI$$ AND GO

 

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.

The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.

On the way they meet this old man. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"