a blonde gets a job as a teacher, she notices a boy on the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun, she takes pity on him and decides to speak to him "you ok " she asks "yes" he says.
"you can play with the other kids yaknow""its best i stay here" he says
"why?" says the blonde .
the boy says "because im the F***ing goalie"
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not bad, bought a smile. lol