1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


3. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


4. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


6. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

7. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?


8. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?


9. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


10. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?


11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12. What hair colour do they put on the passports of bald men?


13. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the letters!


14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


15. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

16. Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE


17. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that the other one enjoys it?.

 

Long shift at work today ?

LOL

dunx

 

no long shift today the tight wads have cut the overtime on a weekend

 

14, 15 and 16 aren't questions, they are statements.

 

Our Becka said to me the other day, " if cats go to catteries while we go away, then why don't they call the kennels doggeries, kids are so innocent,
and i didn't have an answer....

 

there is always one

 

hahaha, gotta love em!!!

 

1. Grammatically - Holles.

5. 'Cos he makes you broke.

dunx

P.S. Sorry !